Battle Reenactment Enthusiast Gifts

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine gun salesman rejected during battle

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Warrior Woman

Moustached gentleman

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'The knights are drawing closer'

"I got probation."

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

The Use of Cavalry

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

England.

Grim Reaper and the 7th

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'Shall we call it a draw?'

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

Battle.

Roman paramedic.

'So then I said, 'Dou you guys want to live forever?' And Corporal Grant said, 'Hell no, let's go for it!''

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

'Why are they all picking on me?'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

Injured soldier receives first aid.

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'

'You know I felt pretty confident until I saw that sign... I mean, didn't we really get whupped in that fight?'

'As a typically observant medical provider, the extremely high levels of iron in your system have me quite puzzled.'