Battle Reenactments Gifts

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'I was just thinking about the good old days... You know, before road salt!'

The Battle of Pea Ridge, Arkanas

Battle of Williamsburg- Gen. Hancock (Above) and Gen. Hooker (Below) Engage Enemy

Grant's Overland Campaign: Army of the Potomac- General Warren Rallying the Marylanders

A Vision Had by Charlemagne (Legend of Croquemitaine).

'Human shields tend to wear out.'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'

Medieval medic.

Warrior Woman

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Sundial Time

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Hipsters"

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Blue Dress

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Sabrage!

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

The Use of Cavalry

"It's the battering classes"

Beware of the Dragon

"Is there a seamstress present?"