War Reenactments Gifts

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."

American Civil War soldier gets his stuck in a cannon.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Meet the scribe"

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Sundial Time

Warrior Woman

"Hipsters"

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Blue Dress

'The knights are drawing closer'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I'd say business was brisk."

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Sabrage!

How Romans give each other a high five...

"It's the battering classes"

The Use of Cavalry

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Beware of the Dragon

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

England.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.