Military Reenactment Gifts

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Warrior Woman

Sundial Time

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Hipsters"

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Moustached gentleman

Blue Dress

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"I'd say business was brisk."

Sabrage!

How Romans give each other a high five...

The Use of Cavalry

"It's the battering classes"

Beware of the Dragon

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

England.