Military Reenactment Pillows

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Sundial Time

Warrior Woman

"Hipsters"

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Moustached gentleman

"I'd say business was brisk."

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Blue Dress

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Sabrage!

"It's the battering classes"

The Use of Cavalry

Beware of the Dragon

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

England.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Knight Vision