Battle Reenactment Pillows

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

The Use of Cavalry

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

Battle.

"I hope no one gets hurt."

'The knights are drawing closer'

'You know I felt pretty confident until I saw that sign... I mean, didn't we really get whupped in that fight?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Warrior Woman

Sundial Time

"Hipsters"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Blue Dress

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Sabrage!

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"It's the battering classes"

Beware of the Dragon

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key