Battle Reenactment Mugs

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

The Use of Cavalry

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

Battle.

"I hope no one gets hurt."

'The knights are drawing closer'

'You know I felt pretty confident until I saw that sign... I mean, didn't we really get whupped in that fight?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Hipsters"

Warrior Woman

Sundial Time

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I'd say business was brisk."

Blue Dress

How Romans give each other a high five...

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Sabrage!

"It's the battering classes"

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Beware of the Dragon

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'After A Knights Hard Day'