Battle Re-enactments Mugs

"How I deplore this senseless destruction of our historic landmarks!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Sundial Time

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

"Hipsters"

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

Blue Dress

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Sabrage!

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

The Use of Cavalry

"It's the battering classes"

Beware of the Dragon

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'