Battle Re-enactments Pillows

"How I deplore this senseless destruction of our historic landmarks!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Sundial Time

"Hipsters"

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Blue Dress

"I'd say business was brisk."

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Sabrage!

How Romans give each other a high five...

"It's the battering classes"

The Use of Cavalry

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Beware of the Dragon

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

'After A Knights Hard Day'