Battle Re-enactor Pillows

'Shall we call it a draw?'

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?

'As a typically observant medical provider, the extremely high levels of iron in your system have me quite puzzled.'

Warrior Woman

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"But I use all of them!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'The knights are drawing closer'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

The Use of Cavalry

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Grim Reaper and the 7th

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

Battle.

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'So then I said, 'Dou you guys want to live forever?' And Corporal Grant said, 'Hell no, let's go for it!''

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

La Fille du Regiment

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

Injured soldier receives first aid.