Military Traditions Gifts

'I have to play taps in 5 minutes and I cannot find the CD.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Pearly King and Queen

Trump

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I love these old decorations!"

Monuments

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Out of kilter.

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.