Military Traditions Gifts

'And this one's for humor in the line of duty.'

'I have to play taps in 5 minutes and I cannot find the CD.'

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Trump

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Pearly King and Queen

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"I love these old decorations!"

Out of kilter.

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.