Fashion Warrior Pillows

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

The Three Wise Queens

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Mod Kwan Doh

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"How's it look back there?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

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"Is there a seamstress present?"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

Manspreading in Art

Easter Bonnet

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"Work with me!"

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

The next big thing

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."