Fashion Warrior Gifts

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

The Three Wise Queens

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Mod Kwan Doh

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"How's it look back there?"

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Suits 50% Off

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Manspreading in Art

Hospital gown pageant.

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

'Well, no wonder I feel blocked.'

"Work with me!"

The next big thing

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"You're a very intelligent little woman my dear."