Eternal Wardrobe Warrior Gifts

'What really burns me up is that I just bought this suit!'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"Work with me!"

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"Laundry or composting?"

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

Jeans Styles

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

The Moth Menace.

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."