Eternal Wardrobe Warrior T-Shirts

'What really burns me up is that I just bought this suit!'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Work with me!"

"Laundry or composting?"

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

Jeans Styles

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

The Moth Menace.

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?