Prehistoric Wardrobe Warrior T-Shirts

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Puss in Heels

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

Easter Egg

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Jeans Styles

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

The Moth Menace.

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."

'Fairy friday.'

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'