Prehistoric Wardrobe Warrior T-Shirts

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Puss in Heels

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Easter Egg

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Jeans Styles

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

The Moth Menace.

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

"You're not going out dressed like that!"