Prehistoric Fashionista T-Shirts

'Young lady! You're not leaving this cave with clothes on. You look like a tramp!'

"The missus has been on to me about ditching the fur."

"You'll never find a job unless you dress for success, Grak."

"Does this mastodon skin make me look fat?"

'Is that your GOOD mammoth hide?'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why!'

Cave woman curling hair with club.

The First Tattoo

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

C'I've invented pleather!'

"Damn foreigners - look at the way they dress."

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why!'

"Granted it's not fire or the wheel. I'm just hoping to create a little fashion buzz."

"Genuine mammoth."

"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"

"Who does your hair?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Victorian Lady

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Blue Dress and Feather

A Macaroni in 1772

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

1930's Lady.

Three Ladies

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Lady in a pretty dress

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Blue Dress

I want to hold your hand

Women's Fashion

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."