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"Can someone please invent clothing that will cover both nipples?"

'He's already growing out of his rabbit skin -- go kill something bigger.'

"It's a Saber-toothed Tiger/Woolly Mammoth blend. Doesn't shrink as much in the wash."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

Victorian Lady

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Blue Dress and Feather

A Macaroni in 1772

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Daddy's working from home today."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

The First Kite

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

I want to hold your hand

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

Lady in a pretty dress

Blue Dress

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

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