Prehistoric Fashion Enthusiast Gifts

"Can someone please invent clothing that will cover both nipples?"

'He's already growing out of his rabbit skin -- go kill something bigger.'

"It's a Saber-toothed Tiger/Woolly Mammoth blend. Doesn't shrink as much in the wash."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

Victorian Lady

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Blue Dress and Feather

A Macaroni in 1772

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

The First Kite

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Lady in a pretty dress

Sober Tooth Tiger

I want to hold your hand

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

Blue Dress