Ancient Fashionista T-Shirts

"My parents hate it."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Victorian Lady

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Blue Dress and Feather

A Macaroni in 1772

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Three Ladies

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

I want to hold your hand

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Amy Winehouse

Pizza and Karaoke

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Wild and crazy salmon

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century