Ancient Fashionista T-Shirts

"My parents hate it."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Victorian Lady

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A Macaroni in 1772

Blue Dress and Feather

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Three Ladies

I want to hold your hand

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Pizza and Karaoke

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Wild and crazy salmon

Will Curl Lip For Food

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

Love and champaign

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."