Angler's Wardrobe Warrior Gifts

'I can't get these chest waders up to my chest.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Work with me!"

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

Jeans Styles

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

Boyfriend Shirt.

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

The Moth Menace.

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."