Wardrobe Warriors Gifts

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

"But what will I not wear?!"

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

How to read the dress code?

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

Choosing What To Wear.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

"I'm sick and tired of black."