Style Warriors Gifts

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Suit.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Mod Kwan Doh

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Free speech isn't cheap!

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Hair Traffic control.

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Tie Rolls

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Choosing What To Wear.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."