Style Warriors Prints

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Suit.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Mod Kwan Doh

Free speech isn't cheap!

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Hair Traffic control.

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Tie Rolls

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Choosing What To Wear.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

GURLERS

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'