Melody Warrior Prints

"Jake, we women find your lyrics cruel, demeaning, and uncool."

Future garbage truck driver.

Musical Web

'Champions league'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Music Therapy

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

'Elton John'

Musical Note Nail

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

Pianist-boxer

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Sportsman and music

Musical Fight

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Sleeping musician

Heavenly voices.

"Work with me!"

Justice for a heckler.

Man at computer sees 'Y2K' comet coming towards him

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

Mozart

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

"Your husband had a song in his heart, music in his veins and a tune stuck in his head. I'm sorry, we did all we could do."

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

An obstacle course for musicians,

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

"You definately have a musical ear"