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A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

An amplified harp

Musical Pipe

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Musical Note Nail

Musician

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

Bass Clef

"We start on #F."

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Richard Wagner

Tweet

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Throwing Away Music

"It's the new union rule - we have to provide cots for them if they have more than 8 bars rest."

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

Blowing your nose musically.

Santa Claus does not exist - Satan

Beethoven's last.

Raining letters

The Queen of the Night goes to the optometrist

Cellist

Street musician and music notes falling into hat on ground.

"I must be getting old. They're playing my favorite son on the muzak!"