Musical Notes Detective T-Shirts

The Queen of the Night goes to the optometrist

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Golden age of music

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Musical Pipe

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Musician

Musical Note Nail

Heaven

Bass Clef

"Greatest Band?"

Boxing with your harp

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.

Richard Wagner

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Violin Pipe

"He'd been drunk,he'd been walking past the zoo...there had been something else, but damn he couldn't remember."

"What makes you so sure that it's an eagles nest anyway?"

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

Raining letters

Do you hear what I hear?

"I wouldn't bother you but my wallet is missing too."

Cellist

Street musician and music notes falling into hat on ground.

Man looking for something in Piano.