Musical Notes Detective Gifts

The Queen of the Night goes to the optometrist

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Golden age of music

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Musical Pipe

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Musician

Musical Note Nail

Heaven

Bass Clef

"Greatest Band?"

Boxing with your harp

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.

Richard Wagner

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Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

'I don't know how Beyonce could do a secret album in this day and age.'

Violin Pipe

"He'd been drunk,he'd been walking past the zoo...there had been something else, but damn he couldn't remember."

"What makes you so sure that it's an eagles nest anyway?"

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"

Raining letters

Do you hear what I hear?

"I wouldn't bother you but my wallet is missing too."

Ask Sadie. Go ahead. I think I know the lyric to Louie Louie. Lyric? Right. The song sounds like it includes the word girl. We're looking for lyrics plural! Um, does it include pickle?

Cellist

"Nothing but Celine Dion CDs. There's your motive, but how do we even begin to narrow down the list of suspects?"

Street musician and music notes falling into hat on ground.

Man looking for something in Piano.