Musical Note Collector Gifts

Street musician and music notes falling into hat on ground.

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Richard Wagner

Raining letters

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Musical Web

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"What are you doing?"

Golden age of music

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Musical Pipe

Musical Note Nail

Imagine Dragons

Heaven

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Musician

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Rod Stewart

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

Bass Clef

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'