Lyrics Detective Gifts

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Can You Spot the Differences?

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A boy acting suspiciously

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

The evidence destroyed

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Mysteries.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Bibliomaniac

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"Any clues?"

Major Bagstock is delighted to have that oppertunity

'You're an inspector now?'

The Tangents talk it over.

"Word around school is you've been attributing Shakespeare's works to Edward de Vere."

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"I did a book report, but then the publisher pulled the book because the author was a plagiarist."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."