Lyrics Detective Gifts

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Can You Spot the Differences?

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A boy acting suspiciously

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

The evidence destroyed

Mysteries.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Bibliomaniac

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Deconstructionist girlfriend

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"Any clues?"

Major Bagstock is delighted to have that oppertunity

The Tangents talk it over.

'You're an inspector now?'

"Word around school is you've been attributing Shakespeare's works to Edward de Vere."

"I did a book report, but then the publisher pulled the book because the author was a plagiarist."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"