Poetry Detective Gifts

Deconstructionist girlfriend

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

The evidence destroyed

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Art Plagiarism

Fiction. Mystery. History.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Mysteries.

Bibliomaniac

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Writer

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"