Poetry Detective Pillows

Deconstructionist girlfriend

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

The evidence destroyed

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Art Plagiarism

Writer

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Bibliomaniac

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

Mysteries.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'