Spirited Explorer Pillows

'I don't drink any more. Mark you I don't drink any less.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Did you have a cat?"

Welcome Ghost.

"All the celebrities come here."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Mad For It