Spirited Traveler Pillows

Mad For It

Welcome Ghost.

Carefree luggage.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Yipeee!"

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Sticking out tongue

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I told you to sip it!'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."

Alcoholidays.

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

Confessions on a plane.

'I don't drink any more. Mark you I don't drink any less.'

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

Farewell to the travellers

'Everyone should have a bucket list!'