Intrepid Traveler Pillows

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'The Government says we have to list all ingredients - What's your social security number?'

'Are you SURE this is Christmas Island?'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'Good news is that even here you are well known. You're professor Entenman, the anthropologist who has been searching for the worlds' last cannibals. The bad news is you just found them.'

Club Antisocial

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Safari.

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'