Intrepid Traveler Gifts

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'The Government says we have to list all ingredients - What's your social security number?'

'Are you SURE this is Christmas Island?'

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

'Good news is that even here you are well known. You're professor Entenman, the anthropologist who has been searching for the worlds' last cannibals. The bad news is you just found them.'

Club Antisocial

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Safari.

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

"It's marzipan pigs."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Hardships of the Great Adventurers � Warmth! The Arctic. Food! The seas. Water! The Desert. Internet connection! The vacation cabin.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."