Independent Traveler Gifts

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Club Antisocial

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Vaccination Passport

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Safari.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Anything to declare?'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"It's marzipan pigs."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.