Independent Traveler Pillows

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Club Antisocial

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Safari.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Anything to declare?'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'