Introverted Traveler Pillows

Club Antisocial

"What about a cruise next time?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

She required plenty of personal space.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"At last - no Trump."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."