Introverted Traveler Prints

Club Antisocial

You learn a lot about human nature by riding the bus. That's just one more reason why I'd rather drive a Lamborghini. Bus.

"What about a cruise next time?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

She required plenty of personal space.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"At last - no Trump."

Introverted Chair

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."