Introvert Navigator Prints

"I've been meaning to speak to you since fourth grade."

"Wall hugging won't get you past me without a 'Good morning', Carson."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'