Introverted Adventurers Pillows

'Edward's a homebody, which serves him well now that he's on house arrest.'

'You may hang up if you want. I just don't want to eat alone in public without a cell phone in my hand.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Club Antisocial

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Myspace then and now.

'I wish somebody would say something.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'Well, we made it.'

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Private Jet

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

Medical Exam

Go away

"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."

"Just Breathe, and think to yourself, 'what does my heart truly desire?'"

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

'You need to come out of your shell.'

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."