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Shy Man at Nudist Beach

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Get crazy once in a while

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I am not asking for directions."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

Turtle Blind dates

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Agoraphobic Explorer

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

"Home school class reunion"