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Get crazy once in a while

"This year let's take our vacation at the sewage treatment plant."

Man fishing with large bait

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Desert Planet

Destiny is all...

Napoleon marches off alone

'He doesn't actually drink much. He spills most of it!'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Castaway with a tennis court.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Ice rink"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

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"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

Socially awkward shipwrecks.