Shy Friend Pillows

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Introverted Chair

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Shy Man at Party

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Blah blah blah.

"I miss handshakes"

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

"Are you sure there are no nuts in this muffin? I'm allergic."

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

Yak, Yak Yak, Yak Yak Yak.

"When nature calls, so does everyone else."

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

'Not guilty, but we wouldn't buy a used car off him, m' Lud.'

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

'He's a bit camera shy.'

That afternoon, Colin's fear of spiders was to come to a head!

Bug-Cam.

'You need to get out more, Harv- MEET PEOPLE!'

'I've got an addictive personality.'

Five people cut in front of Barry! He wanted to say something but felt so helpless.'