Shy Friend Pillows

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Introverted Chair

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

Shy Man at Party

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Blah blah blah.

"I miss handshakes"

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

Yak, Yak Yak, Yak Yak Yak.

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

"Are you sure there are no nuts in this muffin? I'm allergic."

"When nature calls, so does everyone else."

'He thinks some bugs are kind of creepy looking.

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

'Not guilty, but we wouldn't buy a used car off him, m' Lud.'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

That afternoon, Colin's fear of spiders was to come to a head!

Bug-Cam.

'I've got an addictive personality.'

'You need to get out more, Harv- MEET PEOPLE!'