Shyness Comrade Pillows

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Bashful Royal Guard

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

"We couldn't find an introvert who was willing to take part."

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

'Tell me how you developed this shyness.'

'I don't model now!'

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

No need to be concerned. After 30 years I'm finally emerging from this cocoon.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"I finally found a dog that fits my lifestyle."

"Yes, we have self help books on overcoming shyness."

The Clutz

Shy man in a photograph booth.

Self-Conscious Girl