Shyness Explorer Pillows

'Tell me how you developed this shyness.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"What a sad species humans are!"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Couple

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

"Hell: The Airport"

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Bring your problems to work day.

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Unhappy clown.

"You call that worrying?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Bashful Royal Guard

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Try to put yourself in other people's shoes."

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!