Shyness Appreciator Pillows

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

Bashful Royal Guard

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Pencil eraser."

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

Recession the plus side: embarrassing 'water cooler moments' less frequent.

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

The Scream take its temperature

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

Al, why haven't you ever told me about the birds and the bees? Because I find ornithology and entomology even more embarrassing than sex.

'Having one of those days I see.'

'A Lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

"Thanks for the unexpected lift. You can drop me off here. Or here. Or here. Or here."

The Ribbon, Nemesis Of Crime....

"Have you come far?"

Deferential equations.

"We couldn't find an introvert who was willing to take part."

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'