Flirty Mathematician T-Shirts

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

When two philosophers date. So

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

Alternative Accountants

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

How scientists propose

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Darling, you complete me!"

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

"There's definitely some chemistry between us!"

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

"Do you play?"

Why parallel lines never meet.

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

'Really? I wasn't aware AARP had a clothing line.'

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

'It's my theory of probability.'

"Melanie, you have beautiful DNA."

"Oh, by the way dear, before I forget. Your new pension card came this morning."

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

'I'm on hold, you're on hold...let's dance.'