Flirty Mathematician T-Shirts

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

Alternative Accountants

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

How scientists propose

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Darling, you complete me!"

"There's definitely some chemistry between us!"

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

'Ever thought about living in a monastery?'

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

"Do you play?"

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

"Melanie, you have beautiful DNA."

'It's my theory of probability.'

"Oh, by the way dear, before I forget. Your new pension card came this morning."

Computer dating: 'You look kind of cute.'

"I'm a professor but don't worry. I'm off duty now."

"Not all lobsters, babe. I'm just looking for a good time."