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'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The Scientist

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

She loves to play with string theory.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Newton's Law and Order.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'